Warning Groan inducing
I know these are not in the same league as In_Gabriel_We_Trust's puns
I wondered why the baseball was getting biger. Then it hit me.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood ans one of them was a-salted.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A (Univercity of California Los Angeles for those out of the country)
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
Pun time
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"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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Thats a cute one! I like it!JWR wrote:Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
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Too punny! *ow!*
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Okay ! I love those ! 
"I used to work at the factory that makes fire hydrants but you couldnt park your car anywhere."
"I used to work at the factory that makes fire hydrants but you couldnt park your car anywhere."
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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