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Here's one given on a history exam by one of my sorority sisters back in college. I kid you not.

"The Napoleonic Era was bigger than the man himself."


While not a good candidate for the Malaprop Award, I thought it got big points for sheer cahones! :P

cojones?
cohones?

anyone know how to spell?
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Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper which was very dangerous to all his men.
Sadly enough, I remember hearing this one when I was in elementary school. It was for an example of the importance of spelling. >.<

Think it is the second Baakay, but not too sure. Wouldn't bet the :bny on it.

Good thing nobody walked by while I was reading these. Giggling in my cubicle isn't good. *snickers more*
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Cloud wrote:I don't care.
>.> "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me."
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klet wrote:A few favs. :D
magician wrote:Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Ervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Since then no one ever found it.
It's in my closet. Ashura sees it all the time.
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magician wrote:Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation.
klet wrote:I don't think the slaves wanted to be freed of that. :dlook
Definitely don't want to be freed of that X| :rollin
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Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and also declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand. " He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
LMAO!! :rollin :hitting: Thanks for the laughs magician /heh XD
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