Pay your bills!

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:49 am

Nick The Dragon Slayer

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer..

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts.

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

[shadow=yellow][glow=yellow]MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.[/glow][/shadow]

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:09 pm

Ooh .. I never heard this one !

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:31 pm

Love it!!! Bravo! heh heh heh

klet · Post by **klet** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:32 pm

Dirty . . .

OK, now I get the comment over on the YJ board about Nick the Dragonslayer . . . and here I thought that I was just terribly slow on the uptake.

BleedingOrange · Post by **BleedingOrange** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:41 pm

.... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That was great.

hanaeleh · Post by **hanaeleh** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:21 am

Very funny!!!

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:53 pm

They're paid!
They're paid!

Casshern · Post by **Casshern** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:53 pm

Man that sucks, I just found out today that I forgot to pay my credit card bill and got charged a $40 fee. That's so gay, the bank should have just taken it out of my account. Other than that, bills are killing me! Outta money and my job only pays bi-monthly instead of every other week, what an inconvenience! Wow, I was ranting there for a minute. Should I delete this? Nah, i'm too lazy. I've gone too far with my fingers. Oh well.

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:47 pm

Hey Casshern, not to agitate you any further, but isn't Bi-monthly & every other week practically the same thing?? You get paid twice a month, right????

Hakiri · Post by **Hakiri** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:05 am

Hakiri looks at 'to do' list....

O_O;;

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:05 am

Tell me a story.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:17 am

Ashura...
he is correct. Bimonthly means every other month. Semi-monthly means
twice a month (every other week).

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:19 am

kymaera wrote:Ashura...
he is correct. Bimonthly means every other month. Semi-monthly means
twice a month (every other week).

Oh my god! That's crazy

I would litterly be broke before the first month is over @_@

I feel for you Casshern

ljeffrey · Post by **ljeffrey** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:53 am

oooo, that is so funny!!