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<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official ALICE CD Rom </a> and create your own chat robot! </p> <p> Maybe you should check out the document <a>DON'T READ ME</a> too. </p>

The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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That sucks, one of our better techs was female... and now that I think about it, was blonde.zerospace wrote:Even more annoying than having your chest stared at: when men don't take you seriously as a technical person because you're a blonde-haired female.
I don't look at women's breasts when talking to them. Figure, why should I stare? Just annoys people, and it is impolite to not look at the person who you're talking with.
Forgot, the list should include: "Ability to wear sports related clothing and not look weird."
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Yeah... funny how stereotypes creep their way into everyday life. Usually, the guys I end up working with get past the whole blonde girl thing and realize I'm not as dumb as my hair color suggests.yoshito wrote:That sucks, one of our better techs was female... and now that I think about it, was blonde.


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Sorta like all Japanese Men are supposed to drive a Honda or Acura? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAzerospace wrote:Yeah... funny how stereotypes creep their way into everyday life. Usually, the guys I end up working with get past the whole blonde girl thing and realize I'm not as dumb as my hair color suggests.yoshito wrote:That sucks, one of our better techs was female... and now that I think about it, was blonde.From there, everything's fine.
Friends made fun of me non-stop when I bought my truck. =D
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My younger sister who lives in Alabama is planning to go to law school nextzerospace wrote: Even more annoying than having your chest stared at: when men don't take you seriously as a technical person because you're a blonde-haired female.
year. I told her that if she did so, she'd have to dye her hair blonde and find
a job for Microsoft.
That way she would be a female blonde Southern lawyer working for
Microsoft which would 99% of all the jokes in the world about her.
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Doesn't seem to bother me... maybe because I'm an OLD girl.Lynxa wrote:.....unless you're a girl!!!!!crackpot27 wrote:.....there's always the 1 girl to 5 guys ratio at conventions...That's a plus ....most of the time

EDIT: It would actually be kind of funny to see what would happen if all of us girls started staring at guys' crotches when we talk to them.
Problem is, though that a lot of the guys I've run across would actually LIKE that. Hmmmmm

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Hey... I could get behind that!!! And I haven't been a bachelor (or bachelorette) since I was about 13!soda wrote: I've always thought that a bachelor's residence should have TWO diswashers: one for the clean dishes and one for the dirty dishes. You'd never have to put the dishes away. Take from the clean dishwasher and put them into the dirty dishwasher when finished.
It makes such sense...
Housework is a CURSE, I tell you.
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aernath wrote:I like both the dishwasher AND the crotch idea too!I got a thing for belts... mmmmm.... belts....
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But I'm more of a hands-on kind of girl...![]()

No wonder you're so popular!!

Try being a librarian. *sigh*zerospace wrote:Yeah... funny how stereotypes creep their way into everyday life. Usually, the guys I end up working with get past the whole blonde girl thing and realize I'm not as dumb as my hair color suggests.
But here's my hair color story for the week... as you may have guessed I'm pretty much salt-and-pepper at this point, and I don't color it because it is so nicely, evenly graying that it looks pretty neat, really. Except when I'm also ill and exhausted...then I look REALLY gray. But hey, I digress. My mom started getting gray at age 30, and I've known people much younger than I who were almost completely gray, so it isn't an indication of age. .... ANYWAY....
Spouse away at funeral. Mom takes girls to Golden Corral for dinner. "And the ages of the girls?" "9 and 6" "Ma'am, are you by any chance a senior?"

NOT EVEN CLOSE, Frank you very much. :doubleflip
Stereotypes are Fun!
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Hahahahaha!!!kymaera wrote:My younger sister who lives in Alabama is planning to go to law school nextyear. I told her that if she did so, she'd have to dye her hair blonde and finda job for Microsoft.
That way she would be a female blonde Southern lawyer working for
Microsoft which would 99% of all the jokes in the world about her.


That was too funny!
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)