Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get
acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced
tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he
entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President
Clinton had a Gold Urinal!
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal, too.
But I wouldn't do something that self-indulging!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of
the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold
urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled and said to Bill, "I found out who peed in your saxophone."
Bush & Clinton
Bush & Clinton
I'm not a bad girl......
I'm just a good girl being bad for you
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Umm. No one says you have to.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
