A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now Class, I Won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but thats it. No other excuses whatsoever!"
One smart-a## guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked. "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does it's best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When order is restored, the teacher just smiled sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says. "Well, I guess in that case you will just have to write your answers with your other hand."
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