Bumper Sticker Fun

Post by **JWR** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:41 pm

Actual bumper stickers..

Just say NO to negativity

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

I'm still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.

Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!

My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Don't believe everything you think.

Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!

Life is short. So buy the shoes!

The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.

I don't think, therefore I am not.

Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.

Double your drive space. Delete Windows.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for week.

The control key on the keyboard does not work.

Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).

Too much Pluribus, not enough Unum.

Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potentential.

What we need is a patch for stupidity!

Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.

The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.

My dog can lick anyone!

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?

Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Earth is full. Go home.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

The more you complain the longer God makes you live.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Life would be easier if I had the source code.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Honk If you want to see my finger.

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

In case of rapture, can I have your car?

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.

Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

glorff · Post by **glorff** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:11 pm

Have you ever seen an uzi fired from a moving car?

miz ducky · Post by **miz ducky** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:15 pm

Those are great.

The Alcohol and Calculus one is on there twice, the only difference between the two is Never or Don't.

Post by **JWR** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:22 pm

miz ducky wrote:Those are great.

The Alcohol and Calculus one is on there twice, the only difference between the two is Never or Don't.

Thanks , found and fixed. That one is on Kitten's car

Cordelia · Post by **Cordelia** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:32 am

Thanks for sharing. Some of them made me laugh out loud. I especially like the one abt plagarism hehe

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:10 am

Wow! Those are great! All I see around here... are...

Vote for Bush.... And honor student ones... I don't see the funny ones very often anymore!

Glad to read those!

Krafty · Post by **Krafty** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:42 am

Several of my faves from that list- thanks for the smiles, Joe ^__^

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list"

"Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down"

"The Control key on the keyboard does not work"

"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for week"

logorzat · Post by **logorzat** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:13 pm

This one was my favorite. It's so true! :hitting:

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

JuniorMintKiss · Post by **JuniorMintKiss** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:14 pm

Those are great! Here are some of my faves...

"Have you fed your kid today? Hug a farmer."

"I love cats - they taste just like chicken."

"My body isn't a temple...it's an amusement park!"

"Jesus is coming - quick look busy!"

SME · Post by **SME** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:12 pm

LOL! Those are quite funny JWR, thanks for sharing them. Personally, my favorites are these:

"Just say NO to negativity"

"Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids."

"So many stupid people, and so few asteroids."

"Too much Pluribus, not enough Unum."

"Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking."

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."

"What we need is a patch for stupidity!"

"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"

"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

"Earth is full. Go home."

"Never miss a good opportunity to shut up."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

I know there are quite a few other good ones out there, maybe we can make an expanded list! Including some cel related ones!

Zag · Post by **Zag** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:30 pm

My car reads: "I'm allergic to stupidity." and "I half brake for Schrodinger's cat."

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:22 am

A couple that I didn't see on the list:

I drink the blood of the living, and I vote!

My kid beat up your honor student.

Republicans or Democrats, they taste the same to me!

Quit honking! I'm reloading.

Xelloss · Post by **Xelloss** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:15 pm

One I have

"Beam me up Scotty! There's no intellegent life down here."

- Karen

RoboFlonne · Post by **RoboFlonne** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:35 pm

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he eats chips and drinks beer in a boat all day.

eddiefb3 · Post by **eddiefb3** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:59 pm

LOL I love bumper stickers...

My favorite one isnt here though. Its the one i stuck on my door!!!

"I'm out of my mind, feel free to leave a message"

Who says bumper stickers are only for bumpers