..she said as she single-handedly quintrupled the previous sales record for
the bookstore, received her pay (and massive tips) and headed off to try to
cure her problem.
Strolling down the sidewalk towards the bus station, the unique cut of her maid uniform, and her.. ummm.. cups overflowing with tip money and stuff, attracted the attention of a tall and slender man in a suit.
The man smiled, put his arm around her shoulders and asked in a very warm and gentle voice: "Madam, I see that your cups overfloweth. May I be of some athithtance?"
She smiled up at him sweetly and said, "I see that you are having some issues with drooleth. May I be of some assistance?" and whipped out some of the large quantities of tissues she had purchased a couple of screens ago in an effort to deal with the large panty-clad running nose.
The man screamed in terror at the sight of the tissues and as he cowered in
fear, his mind flashbacked to the childhood trauma involving tissues that
scarred him for life.
As she was bending over to console him she felt it. A tickle at her nose! Soon her magical power would bring the poor man to confront his greatest fear of the tissue.
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
This program is sponcered by AI control chips unlimited , No Bot can dance without having one of our state of the art micro processers inside.
Are they the best , Just ask our spokesbot Cloud what it thinks of them during your next chat.
Again ask only for AI control chips unlimited for your next robot project.
Now back to your show....
Last edited by JWR on Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:54 am, edited 2 times in total.
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
As far as I know they are the best Just ask our spokebot you what it thinks of them during your next chat.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
A large sneeze came booming from Shinobu; fueled by her increased magical power and bustiness, the shock-wave blew out windows for a block, and yet the tissue covering her mouth, was somehow still intact.
I did not know that about a large sneeze came booming from Shinobu; fueled by her increased magical power and bustiness the shock-wave blew out windows for a block and yet the tissue covering her mouth was somehow still intact.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
However, the poor man in front of her at the time of the sonic boom
disguised as a sneeze found himself quite covered by a thick layer of mucus
and started yelling "I've been slimed!".
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)