Beta game: The never-ending story

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:57 pm

Not Sir Phobos wrote:
Baakay wrote:"Great!" she said. "I'll put them right here in my Cups!"

.... no.... never mind. ....
ROFLMAO!!!!!

My work here is done!

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:05 pm

..she said as she single-handedly quintrupled the previous sales record for
the bookstore, received her pay (and massive tips) and headed off to try to
cure her problem.

glorff · Post by **glorff** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:50 pm

With the money problem solved, at least temporarily, she decided to let fate run it's course and headed for the bus station.

Japoro · Post by **Japoro** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:29 am

Strolling down the sidewalk towards the bus station, the unique cut of her maid uniform, and her.. ummm.. cups overflowing with tip money and stuff, attracted the attention of a tall and slender man in a suit.

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:16 am

The man smiled, put his arm around her shoulders and asked in a very warm and gentle voice: "Madam, I see that your cups overfloweth. May I be of some athithtance?"

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:54 am

She smiled up at him sweetly and said, "I see that you are having some issues with drooleth. May I be of some assistance?" and whipped out some of the large quantities of tissues she had purchased a couple of screens ago in an effort to deal with the large panty-clad running nose.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:09 am

The man screamed in terror at the sight of the tissues and as he cowered in
fear, his mind flashbacked to the childhood trauma involving tissues that
scarred him for life.

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:50 am

As she was bending over to console him she felt it. A tickle at her nose! Soon her magical power would bring the poor man to confront his greatest fear of the tissue.

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:41 am

And then they went to commercial !

Post by **JWR** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:53 am

This program is sponcered by AI control chips unlimited , No Bot can dance without having one of our state of the art micro processers inside.

Are they the best , Just ask our spokesbot Cloud what it thinks of them during your next chat.

Again ask only for AI control chips unlimited for your next robot project.

Now back to your show....

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:53 am

As far as I know they are the best Just ask our spokebot you what it thinks of them during your next chat.

Japoro · Post by **Japoro** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:47 pm

A large sneeze came booming from Shinobu; fueled by her increased magical power and bustiness, the shock-wave blew out windows for a block, and yet the tissue covering her mouth, was somehow still intact.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:47 pm

I did not know that about a large sneeze came booming from Shinobu; fueled by her increased magical power and bustiness the shock-wave blew out windows for a block and yet the tissue covering her mouth was somehow still intact.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:06 pm

However, the poor man in front of her at the time of the sonic boom
disguised as a sneeze found himself quite covered by a thick layer of mucus
and started yelling "I've been slimed!".

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:07 pm

Tell me more.