Obedient Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and
was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to
his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died,
she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was
stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her
friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before
the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a
minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian . I can't go back on my word.
I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
" You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!
!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and
wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it." This should be sent to every
clever female you know.
Obedient Wife
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too funny 
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Try saying that with more context.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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Lol, thanks for sharing that. XD I should remember that one... 
