AWOL Herman...

Ashura · Post by **Ashura** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 1:16 pm

AWOL Herman...
In 1953 Herman James,
a West Virginia Mountain Man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

hanaeleh · Post by **hanaeleh** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:10 pm

Ha! That's great!

Can't say that I'd stay given the situation, either!

ljeffrey · Post by **ljeffrey** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:54 am

Funny! Very good! That one is going to be passed around the office!

aernath · Post by **aernath** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:36 pm

My husband demanded I send that to him after reading it to him!