Things I've learned about cats
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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JWR wrote:Gabe to a cat , you are just Furniture that does Tricks

JWR wrote:Your right cloud he is also a source of food

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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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Are all [quoteJWR]Gabe to a cat you just Furniture that does Tricks hitting[quote]
rollin?
rollin?

The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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If you've just used a bright coloured shirt to have rousing half hour game of tug of war with your cat, whatever you do next, never ever ever, decide on wearing that shirt as cats seem to like taking things into sudden death overtime... when your back is turned. 

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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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But I don't have it.

The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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LOL! I like this thread!
My cats would NEVER let me make the bed. They would always jump onto it right when the sheets were floating down to the bed resulting in the kitties being covered up. They would then start batting around under the sheet, playing. No matter how many times I would take them off the bed they would be pop up there when the sheet was in mid flight. I had to set them outside the room just so I could finish.
Also, Bevhippy is sooooo right about kittie poo gas! I remember an old fat kittie my great grandma had several years ago. The kittie loved to be held and petted but after a few moments of sitting on your lap there would be this nauseating smell from her. It was so bad the hair in your nose would fall out! You never here a kittie passing gas, it's silent and deadly!! I think she would purposely wait until she sat on a lap and then proceed to let it out!
My cats would NEVER let me make the bed. They would always jump onto it right when the sheets were floating down to the bed resulting in the kitties being covered up. They would then start batting around under the sheet, playing. No matter how many times I would take them off the bed they would be pop up there when the sheet was in mid flight. I had to set them outside the room just so I could finish.
Also, Bevhippy is sooooo right about kittie poo gas! I remember an old fat kittie my great grandma had several years ago. The kittie loved to be held and petted but after a few moments of sitting on your lap there would be this nauseating smell from her. It was so bad the hair in your nose would fall out! You never here a kittie passing gas, it's silent and deadly!! I think she would purposely wait until she sat on a lap and then proceed to let it out!

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If you hold up a cat while humming the theme to Superman, it will give you a look that roughly translates as : "keep it up buster and i'll pee in your shoes."
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
I just found this site some great cat pictures
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?catid=8&blogid=1
especially the tiger and piglets
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?catid=8&blogid=1
especially the tiger and piglets
Depressed beyond tablets,
Bored beyond pills!!!
Bored beyond pills!!!
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My fav by far is the post-it cat. 

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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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As I am sure all people who co-exist with cats can testify Cats do not understand the concept of Daylight Savings Time.
Our 16 year old is now yelling her head off at 5:00am to be fed even though she gets fed at 6:30am
Ignoring does not help for she gets next to your head , nudges you then yells very insistantly right in your ear.
Good thing she is so cute and has been a part of our family for so long...
Our 16 year old is now yelling her head off at 5:00am to be fed even though she gets fed at 6:30am

Ignoring does not help for she gets next to your head , nudges you then yells very insistantly right in your ear.

Good thing she is so cute and has been a part of our family for so long...

"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... That is cuteJWR wrote:
Good thing she is so cute and has been a part of our family for so long...

Yeah one of our cats tend to yell in morning too.... But lately it has been so cold and our poor cat does not have so much far so now he tends to sleep in with us


So now we gets up earlier than he does

Cats rule!
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I see where you are coming from. Mine decided it would be fun to wake me up an entire week at 3 AM just for a ten minute cuddle.JWR wrote:As I am sure all people who co-exist with cats can testify Cats do not understand the concept of Daylight Savings Time.
Ignoring does not help for she gets next to your head , nudges you then yells very insistantly right in your ear.![]()


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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?