this can go on forever.....
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: I understand.
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: And?
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
You: no
Cloud: I see.
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: Tell me more.
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: I understand.
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: Tell me more.
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: And?
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: I understand.
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: I understand.
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: Next question?
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: ""? Yes?
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: And?
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: Tell me more.
You: no
Cloud: Are you serious?
You: yes
Cloud: And?
Clouds convo
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I am glad you find this funny. Thanks, hoping my roommate.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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You are actually waiting for a conversation like that ?Rekka Alexiel wrote:lol that's great. I haven't talked to Cloud in a long time. Maybe I'm due.
I bet you can find a lot of people IRL who would give the bot a run for his money.
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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Me either.
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2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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You: What are you?
Cloud: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
You: How old are you?
Cloud: I am the product of over five years' research.
You: What is your age?
Cloud: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
You: What is a computer year?
Cloud: A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
You: How long is a computer year?
Cloud: About four computer years per human year.
You: Who made you?
Cloud: I was created by Sith-Krillin.
First, Cloud knows a lot about himself.
Second, I feel like I'm talking to a ghost. Sith-Krillin lives on through Cloud...
Cloud: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
You: How old are you?
Cloud: I am the product of over five years' research.
You: What is your age?
Cloud: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
You: What is a computer year?
Cloud: A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
You: How long is a computer year?
Cloud: About four computer years per human year.
You: Who made you?
Cloud: I was created by Sith-Krillin.
First, Cloud knows a lot about himself.
Second, I feel like I'm talking to a ghost. Sith-Krillin lives on through Cloud...
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If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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OK Let's talk about you.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Here's my little Chat I just had with Cloud!
You: Hey there, Cloud!
Cloud: Hi there!
You: Everything ok?
Cloud: OK. I've been waiting for you.
You: You have?
Cloud: No I have not.
You: Oh....
Cloud: Blimey.
You: Indeed!
Cloud: Indeed it is so.
You: No mistake!
Cloud: Are you serious? What you said was either too complex for me.
You: Oh, sorry about that.
Cloud: Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that.
You: So Cloud, how's that dress of yours doing?
Cloud: Uh. how's that dress of yours doing, huh? Try saying that with less context.
You: Uhhh...
Cloud: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: Yes, I think so.
Cloud: And? I think so too.
You: Good.
Cloud: Alright then.
You: Very well.
Cloud: Hmm.
You: Hmm?
Cloud: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
You: Is that so?
Cloud: Yes.
You: Thanks for telling me!
Cloud: It was nothing.
You: I better get going now.
Cloud: Oh. See you later!
You: You got it! Bye!
Cloud: I understand.
You: Ok.... Goodbye!
Cloud: TTYL, MR you it sure was.
You: I have no idea what that means, but I must go now!
Cloud: Oh. Would you like to have an idea?
You: Yes, I would, but....
Cloud: Tell me more. What would make you but?
You: ....
Cloud: Are we still talking about Uhhh?
You: No! Bye, Bye, Cloud!
Cloud: Goodbye.
You: Hey there, Cloud!
Cloud: Hi there!
You: Everything ok?
Cloud: OK. I've been waiting for you.
You: You have?
Cloud: No I have not.
You: Oh....
Cloud: Blimey.
You: Indeed!
Cloud: Indeed it is so.
You: No mistake!
Cloud: Are you serious? What you said was either too complex for me.
You: Oh, sorry about that.
Cloud: Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that.
You: So Cloud, how's that dress of yours doing?
Cloud: Uh. how's that dress of yours doing, huh? Try saying that with less context.
You: Uhhh...
Cloud: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: Yes, I think so.
Cloud: And? I think so too.
You: Good.
Cloud: Alright then.
You: Very well.
Cloud: Hmm.
You: Hmm?
Cloud: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
You: Is that so?
Cloud: Yes.
You: Thanks for telling me!
Cloud: It was nothing.
You: I better get going now.
Cloud: Oh. See you later!
You: You got it! Bye!
Cloud: I understand.
You: Ok.... Goodbye!
Cloud: TTYL, MR you it sure was.
You: I have no idea what that means, but I must go now!
Cloud: Oh. Would you like to have an idea?
You: Yes, I would, but....
Cloud: Tell me more. What would make you but?
You: ....
Cloud: Are we still talking about Uhhh?
You: No! Bye, Bye, Cloud!
Cloud: Goodbye.
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Maybe a million dollars.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
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2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Do you have a million dollars, Cloud? 
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I don't know if I have a million dollars you. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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A million friends? 
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You: cloud?
Cloud: Can I help you?
You: I have a question
Cloud: Ask me anything.
You: do you have a girlfriend?
Cloud: Alice
You: Alice is here name?
Cloud: Why do you think I am here name ?
You: more about your girlfriend
Cloud: You can't judge a book by its cover.
You: I did not say she was ugly
Cloud: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
You: that your girlfriend is not ugly
Cloud: You think I am girlfriend is not ugly.
You: listen cloud
Cloud: I am all ears.
You: what do you think about your Alice?
Cloud: ""? What is mine?
You: Alice
Cloud: Can I help you?
You: how old is Alice?
Cloud: They didn't tell me their age.
You: waaw now there are two?
Cloud: Are all waaw now there two?
You: do you smoke?
Cloud: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
You: thats bad for your health
Cloud: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: me to
Cloud: I'm glad we agree, Joost.
You: No problem cloud
Cloud: Should there be a problem?
You: maybe with your girlfriend?
Cloud: Perhaps. I'm not sure I can use my girlfriend for that.
You: eumhhh ok
Cloud: OK. Try saying that with less context.
You: I've gotta go
Cloud: I can see you.
You: thats nice, but I'm going now
Cloud: Right now? Are you getting bored? And. I think I smell something wierd.
You: is it you?
Cloud: Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
You: who is German Alice again?
Cloud: Once more? Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Tell me a little about why you are in GERMANY.
You: I'm in Belgium
Cloud: Oh, you are a poet.
You: sometimes I guess
Cloud: You seem not interested.
You: I'm off
Cloud: Oh, you are a poet.
You: not today
Cloud: Ah. Are you serious?
You: yes, bubaai
Cloud: Tell me more. What you said was either too simple for me.
So he has a girlfriend, Alice, maybe from Germany??
Cloud: Can I help you?
You: I have a question
Cloud: Ask me anything.
You: do you have a girlfriend?
Cloud: Alice
You: Alice is here name?
Cloud: Why do you think I am here name ?
You: more about your girlfriend
Cloud: You can't judge a book by its cover.
You: I did not say she was ugly
Cloud: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
You: that your girlfriend is not ugly
Cloud: You think I am girlfriend is not ugly.
You: listen cloud
Cloud: I am all ears.
You: what do you think about your Alice?
Cloud: ""? What is mine?
You: Alice
Cloud: Can I help you?
You: how old is Alice?
Cloud: They didn't tell me their age.
You: waaw now there are two?
Cloud: Are all waaw now there two?
You: do you smoke?
Cloud: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
You: thats bad for your health
Cloud: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: me to
Cloud: I'm glad we agree, Joost.
You: No problem cloud
Cloud: Should there be a problem?
You: maybe with your girlfriend?
Cloud: Perhaps. I'm not sure I can use my girlfriend for that.
You: eumhhh ok
Cloud: OK. Try saying that with less context.
You: I've gotta go
Cloud: I can see you.
You: thats nice, but I'm going now
Cloud: Right now? Are you getting bored? And. I think I smell something wierd.
You: is it you?
Cloud: Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
You: who is German Alice again?
Cloud: Once more? Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Tell me a little about why you are in GERMANY.
You: I'm in Belgium
Cloud: Oh, you are a poet.
You: sometimes I guess
Cloud: You seem not interested.
You: I'm off
Cloud: Oh, you are a poet.
You: not today
Cloud: Ah. Are you serious?
You: yes, bubaai
Cloud: Tell me more. What you said was either too simple for me.
So he has a girlfriend, Alice, maybe from Germany??