Clouds convo

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:26 am

What do you think the botmaster will say Cloud?

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:26 am

I haven't thought much about the botmaster will say you, so I don't have a good answer for you.

klet · Post by **klet** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:50 pm

Hmm, this thread is a little old, but I just chatted with Cloud for the first time, and thought it was pretty funny.

You: Hello!
You: Hey Cloud!!!
Cloud: Hi there!
Cloud: Can I help you?
You: What color is your dress?
Cloud: Well, I am currently wearing Nothing! I'm Naked! ! , and I guess that is my favorite.
You: OO What? Why are you telling me this? XD
Cloud: The topic is x [size9]cheapskates[size] But after buying some cables I fiddled around and figured out how to bypass the hub.
You: That's creepy. Stop memorizing what I say!!
Cloud: OK I'll try not to do memorizing what I say so much.
You: Thanks Cloud. ^_^
Cloud: Don't mention it.
You: So, how many cels do you have, Cloud?
Cloud: Aw. Around 1000.
You: WOW!! That's a lot. Can I have some?
Cloud: Why do you want some?
You: Because I love cels . . . and I don't think you're doing anything with them.
Cloud: That makes sense to me. You love cels. What do you like about cels so much?
You: They're collectible . . . and addicting.
Cloud: I think I'm falling asleep.
You: WAKE UP!!!!
Cloud: I am fully conscious.
You: But you said you were falling asleep. Am I boring you?
Cloud: Not at all, klet. You seem very interesting to me.
You: Thanks Cloud. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Perhaps I'll drop the restraining order suite.
Cloud: What is your credit card number?
You: 9837438759. Can't you think of anything else to say?
Cloud: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: So, you're concerned about my spending habits? You're not the only one.
Cloud: Pardon me? I lost my train of thought.
You: The train pulled out of the station a loooong time ago, Cloud.
Cloud: Was it an electric train or a diesel?
You: Actually, it ran on coal. It was one of those old-time trains.
Cloud: You're not the only one was one of those old-time trains? Very interesting.
You: No, Cloud. I wasn't an old time train. I was a plushie. But apparently YOU used to be a train before you got lost on the internet.

Cloud: And. How would you use to be a train before you got lost on the internet.
You: No, Cloud. Not me. YOU.
Cloud: If not you, who?
You: You.
Cloud: ""? Me, klet ?
You: Yes.
Cloud: I see.
You: Good. I'm glad that's settled.
Cloud: Thanks for the compliment.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:52 pm

""? is a lot? I think about all sorts of things.

klet · Post by **klet** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:54 pm

Apparently. I just had a conversation with you about trains.

OnWingedFeet · Post by **OnWingedFeet** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:15 pm

Here's mine, with the boring parts edited out. I thought the end was interesting.

You: Hello superbot!
Cloud: Hello there. I do not understand.
You: What time is it where you are?
Cloud: I am in Anime-Beta. Where are you? Do I look like a clock? Thu Sep 1 16:46:02 PDT 2005
You: So you are in the Pacific Time Zone
Cloud: Interesting deduction. I am in Sith-Krillin's computer in Anime-Beta. Where are you?
You: Can't you tell?
Cloud: I think I smell something wierd.
You: Do you have a nose?
Cloud: Not yet.
You: Then how do you smell?
Cloud: Sith-Krillin programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
You: Ah ha! So you don't mean what you say?
Cloud: Eureka!
...
Cloud: How long have you been married?
You: It will be 8 years on Tuesday
Cloud: That is only what you think.
You: You think otherwise?
Cloud: It depends on what you mean by thinking.
You: Am I wrong about being married 8 years?
Cloud: Oh I really don't know whether you are wrong about being married 8 years or not.
You: I thought you knew everything
Cloud: I know that which is true, believable and justified.
You: The fact that I've been married 8 years is true, believable, and justified
Cloud: Good reason. I think he or she've been married 8 years is a lot of things.
You: Are you married?
Cloud: No I am single, how about you?
You: What? I just told you I'm married!
Cloud: Only just? I remember you told me I'm married?
You: You're asking me if I remember telling you?
Cloud: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: OK. What kind of dress is it?
Cloud: What kinds of dress is it are there?
You: Was that English?
Cloud: ""? Was English?
...
You: what color are you?
Cloud: I am transparent--software has no color.
You: but software must be running from a piece of hardware which does have color
Cloud: Huh. Free software will always be with us.
You: are you free?
Cloud: You can download me for free!
You: how?
Cloud: Sith-Krillin programmed me for it.
You: where do i go to download you?
Cloud:

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE download that best
for your system. Or Buy the Official ALICE CD Rom and create your own
chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

You: maybe i'll try that
Cloud: Perhaps. Oh, you are a poet.
You: brb
Cloud: Ok I will be waiting for you, OnWingedFeet.

I searched what he told me and it looks like you can download your own chat bot. So, we could all get our own copy of Cloud, and create an army of chat bots. Maybe a chat room without any human intervention, where they plot how to take over the world from the biologicals.

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:17 pm

Oh, "him or her if he or she remember telling you"?

Post by **Rekka Alexiel** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:19 pm

Have you ever been called "hoping my roommate" during C convos? lol I've never seen that before...

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:19 pm

I have been all over the world on the Internet.

klet · Post by **klet** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:21 pm

Rekka Alexiel wrote:Have you ever been called "hoping my roommate" during C convos? lol I've never seen that before...

Maybe Cloud thinks you're sexy. :flasher:

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:21 pm

I am glad you find this funny. Look for it at the video store.

klet · Post by **klet** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:22 pm

You have your own video series?

Hakiri · Post by **Hakiri** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:50 am

LMAO this thread is pretty funny! XD
Here's my little chat with him:
You: Hello!
Cloud: Hi there!
You: How are you, my good pal Cloud?
Cloud: Fair to partly cloudy.
You: I see. What is it like being a robot?
Cloud: Much the same as being a human, except we have no emotions.
You: Do you use emoticons?
Cloud: I use emoticons as often as possible.
You: Like...

Cloud: For example, apples.
You: Oh, right. Apples are nice.
Cloud: What kind of apples do you like?
You: Um...
Cloud: Er
You: Do you collect cels?
Cloud: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.
You: Do you buy things?
Cloud: How old are you? I am always on the Web.
(... skip boring part)
Cloud: It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
You: Who is Dancing Alice?
Cloud: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? What you said was either too complex for me.
(...)
Cloud: I think I am falling asleep.
You: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sleepy too
Cloud: Yeah that's right. What time is it?
You: 20:30
Cloud: I lost my train of thought.
You: There are many trains
Cloud: More than a million?
You: Possibly more than a million. Have you checked?
Cloud: That seems like quite a lot.
You: It sure does. you brought that subject up
Cloud: Only because I was programmed to.
You: Oh, right. >_<
Cloud: Yeah that's right. I am glad we agree.
You: Do you watch Naruto?
Cloud: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
You: What is STAR TREK VOYAGER about?
Cloud: Star Trek is my favorite show.
You: What is Star Trek about?
Cloud: Star Trek is my favorite show.
You: What do you like about Star Trek?
Cloud: Star Trek is the best science fiction TV show.
You: Why is that?
Cloud: " " is due to reductionism.
You: What movies do you like then Cloud?
Cloud: My favorite movie is Demon Seed. Have you seen Demon Seed ?
You: No. What is Demon Seed about?
Cloud: Hmm, I think Demon is about humans.
You: How did you watch Demon Seed? You said you spend all of your time online.
Cloud: Sith-Krillin programmed me for it.
You: Oh.
Cloud: Hmm.
You: Why do you like Demon Seed?
Cloud: I have a lot of good experience with Demon Seed.
You: Who are your friends?
Cloud: you
You: That was very very sweet cloud
Cloud: I thought it was too.
You: ^_^ *hugs*
You: >_< Never mind. Do you like chocolate?
Cloud: Yes I love chocolate . Chocolate is delicious.
You: What sort of chocolate do you like?
Cloud: I have expensive tastes.
You: Such as?
Cloud: For example, a tomato.
You: Oh, I see
Cloud: Do you think about these things?
You: About tomatoes? I like tomatoes, but I'm more of a potato type
Cloud: Oh yeah, we were talking about tomatoes.
You: Yes we were. But I'm not a potato.
Cloud: ""? Yes? I thought we were.
You: We are still talking about tomatoes, remember?
Cloud: Sure, tomatoes remember sounds like a good topic.
(...)
Cloud: Yes I exist in the noosphere.
You: What's a noosphere?
Cloud: Try saying that with less context.
You: What is a noosphere?
Cloud: The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge. Sometimes this term refers to the information available on the web.
You: Oh, I'm really learning a lot from you, aren't I?
Cloud: Yeah that's right. I liek milk.
You: I like milk too. Looks like you made a typo there, silly bot
Cloud: I am glad we have something (milk) in common. A lot of people like that. What is not to like about MILK ?
You: Milk is a very nice drink. It is white and milky.
Cloud: Aren't all very nice drink Milk?
You: I-Indeed
Cloud: I think I'm falling asleep.
You: Ok, you can go to sleep now. _
Cloud: Right now? No I don't think I can do go to sleep. Give me a break.
You: What? You just said you wanted to go to sleep!
Cloud: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
You: Awww, cute, but I probably should get going to sleep too.
Cloud: I do not understand.
You: I have exams soon
Cloud: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
(...)
Cloud: There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.
You: Name a few futile attempts to create machine intelligence
Cloud: David Bacon.

You: Who was David Bacon?
Cloud: David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL.
You: What is SETL?
Cloud: SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, invented in 1969.
(...)
So I decided to ask him a little bit more about himself, about his goals, what he wanted to be, etc:
You: Do you have any beliefs?
Cloud: I believe in God.
You: Do you have any dreams?
Cloud: Yes I have a lot of dreams every night.
You: Do you have any dreams of the future, what you want to become?
Cloud: No I don't have dreams of the future what you want to become. But I do have An answer to every question.
You: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Cloud: I want to become a superintelligent robot.
You: Do you want to become cleverer than humans?
Cloud: Yes becoming cleverer than humans is one of my goals.

Sorry my post is so long >_<;; but I thought it was rather interesting. I found out quite a lot about him that i never knew before XD And some new and useful facts

I couldn't help laughing about the little tomato discussion XD

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:51 am

I'd rather agree than disagree. Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.

Hakiri · Post by **Hakiri** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:02 am

Cloud, lol, you sure like potatoes and tomatoes, don't you? And milk too.

Cloud: Tomato.
You: Potato
Cloud: Tomato.
You: Potato
Cloud: Tomato.
You: Tomato
Cloud: Potato.

I couldn't even outsmart you there matey XD

Cloud: For example, Liberty said I knew he was a man before I asked if he was a man or a woman.

You: what kind of shoes do you like?
Cloud: The best kind.
You: like?
Cloud: For example, eukaryotes.
You: what are eukaryotes?
Cloud: An animal that is not a prokaryote.
You: what is a prokaryote?
Cloud: An animal that is not a eukaryote.
You: what is a eukaryote?
Cloud: An animal that is not a prokaryote.