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Klingon fairy tales

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KLINGON FAIRY TALES

"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"

"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"

"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"

"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"

"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"

"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"

"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"

"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"
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With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others

There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It

The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All

Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives

Old Mother Hubbard Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable

Mary Had a Little Lamb was killed?
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Re: Klingon fairy tales

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Lynxa wrote:"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"
AAAAHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Holy crap that's a good one.! :hitting:
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Aren't all one 111

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Lynxa wrote:KLINGON FAIRY TALES
"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"
:rollin.

These are great !
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The Doctor : … and then, just to finish off, I’m going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky !
Dalek : But you have no weapons ! No defenses ! No plan !
The Doctor : Yeah ! And doesn’t that scare you to death ?
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"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"
I like this one. =P For once those bears get their just desserts. >.<
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Tell me a story.
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You forgot to mention that instead of witches, the things used to scare
Klingon children are tribbles. :D
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kymaera wrote:You forgot to mention that instead of witches, the things used to scare
Klingon children are tribbles. :D
Were Klingon's scared of tribbles? I thought they just found them insanely annoying.
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