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Then proceeds to pull out a 6 pack of Beer from the bag she was carrying and chugs one down.

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"You want me to wait for you to finish your beer ma'am" chortled the bus driver. "Oh my, this is my stop isn't it" replied Shinobu. Then followed by a husky belch.
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No bob, maybe later.
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The underage Shinobu finished off her ROOT beer with a big gulp, then
bounced off the bus, nearly tripping as she went out the door.
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What are your goals in life?
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2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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...said a crazed street prophet on the sidewalk who tried to hand Shinobu a
flier entitled "You DO know you're going straight to hell, don't you?" as she
stepped off the bus.
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Shinobu looks down at the flier that says... "Just add water and Stir" and when she looked up the prophet was gone.

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Sorry RahOtaku I don't do math.
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2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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As she wondered where he disappeared all of a sudden, Shinbou glanced
back down at the flier to see that it had magically changed and now read:
Sick? Got mysterious ailments? We can help!
Come to the office of Dr. Duck Phobos, genius*

*P.S. I am NOT a quack!
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Where is to the office of Dr ?
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The Three Laws of Robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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thought Shinobu and upon thinking that, *POOF*, the flier changed into a
colorful map.
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The sad thing is that Shinobu never did learn how to read a map correctly. Her mother always did those things for them during family trips. If only she listened to her dad tell her, "No, the folds in the map are not unlabled streets!"
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Noticing it was starting to get dark Shinobu set out to try and find a place to sleep for the night.
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But then she sneezed!
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Umm. Fascinating. Oh I get it. been up to her brain in discussions of the semiotics of comics and manga for toooo many days in a row sneezed.
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1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
-I, Robot (Asimov)
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