Beta game: The never-ending story

Baakay · Post by **Baakay** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:26 pm

Cloud wrote:Umm. Fascinating. Oh I get it. been up to her brain in discussions of the semiotics of comics and manga for toooo many days in a row sneezed.

Not quite, Cloud. Baakay didn't sneeze, Shinobu sneezed. OK?

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:26 pm

Yes Mr. Spock?

glorff · Post by **glorff** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:28 pm

She hailed a cab, and the driver told her that he would take her "anywhere she wanted to go", in the morning

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:29 pm

Sounded good to her so she got in.

glorff · Post by **glorff** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:56 pm

Since this is a G rated board

we will fast forward to them getting into the cab in the morning

RahOtaku · Post by **RahOtaku** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:01 pm

Shinobu points to the map and tells the driver to take her there, but the driver stares at her blankly since the map once again says " Just add water and stir!"

yoshito · Post by **yoshito** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:59 pm

Shinobu (not seeing the map) yells at him to just go. So the Driver shrugs his shoulders and drives into the nearby fountain, and spins around in it.

E · Post by E » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:54 pm

And down they went spinning surreptitiously into a tidal-wave-sized crystal clear cheesy rainbow butt sparking whirlpool, for what seemed like an eternity, since the cab driver had died of a heart-attack from the experience some 3 hours ago, it had not bothered Shinobu at all to sit up and gleefully stare outside totally hypnotized from the experience watching the taxi cab flip end over end like a sardine can tied to a turd; she thought "These could be no mere mushrooms!"

RahOtaku · Post by **RahOtaku** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:14 pm

Then through the water she sees a voice that calls out: "Come Shinobu... We need you! An Evil presence has invaded our world. Take hold of this cat and It will lead you to your future."

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:39 pm

However, Shinobu was extremely allergic to cats, so she ended up having a
sneezing fit until the watery figure said "Screw this. I'm finding a better
magical girl. Wonder if Sakura is available?" and disappeared.

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:57 pm

Making this cliffhanger the end of the first season.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:50 pm

Meanwhile, on the other side of the city, a seemingly ordinary event took
place that would have long and far reaching repercussions for Shinobu.

In_Gabriel_We_Trust · Post by **In_Gabriel_We_Trust** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:55 pm

A young man was ordering chicken soup in a restaurant.

Not Sir Phobos · Post by **Not Sir Phobos** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:01 pm

But no crackers. "Who eats soup without crackers" wondered the waitress.

kymaera · Post by **kymaera** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:38 pm

As the scene shifts, we find ourselves watching Shinobu again as she has just
arrived at the Dr's...well...office...for a lack of a better word as it is a very
odd structure to say the least.