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JWR
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Dog story

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A man walks into a bar filled with burly Hell's Angels Bikers and asks. "Who owns the large Great Dane tied up outside by the row of motorcycles?"

"I DO" said the one large biker "Whats that too YOU?"

"I am sorry to tell you this but it appears that my little Yorksire Terrier just killed your dog." said the man.

"WHAT! yelped the Biker. "How could such a little dog as yours kill my huge Great Dane?"

" I'm not a veterinarian but to me it appears that she got stuck in your dogs throat...."
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
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Post by Ashura »

Thanks JWR, that actually made me giggle a little. I really didn't expect the last line :)
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